"Was it really that bad?" you may ask. Ummmmm......yes! The post before this one commented on a rainy week. The phrase "rainy week" is not really giving the storms justice. It is more like the "oh crap it is time to build an ark" rainy week.
More after the break.
So I went out to play at DFW Adventure Park and the fields were, well I just have to say it, WET!!!!!!!!!!!! To give you an idea how muddy it was I had to compensate my slides by starting the slide into a bunker about 5-7 feet away to avoid busting my a$$. Not to mention mud getting all in my gun and underwear! It was not the best of conditions.
I still got 4 games in though. They were quite successful even though there was no one there... My best game was my last game of the day. I hugged the left tape on the famous "Trench" field and took out 4 ballers before what I call the "walk of fame" happened.
We touched on this in a previous post about the "Art of the Dead Man's Walk". It was my last game and I knew it. A ball broke in one of my pods, which would not have happened if I was using the Dye Lock Pods. I had 250 balls to start the game with. After I shot out the 4 ballers mentioned previously I had maybe 15 balls left in the hopper. Well....I never go out and have been known to bunker people with only air.
So what did I do? I stood up, head and gun down to the ground, and walked up the left tape line. The opponents saw me do this and just assumed since I was just walking very casually that I was out of the game. LOL. I went around the corner of the hill where they were dug in like ticks, dropped to a crouching position, and surrendered both of them. All one of the guys could say is "Wow....that's messed up".
So boys and girls, the next time you are low or out of paint just remember the Art of the Dead Man's Walk. It could mean the difference between victory and defeat!
You telling me this Clown Zombie wouldn't do a Dead Man's Walk? He doesn't have a choice in the matter people!!!
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