I am sitting peacefully in my car at a stop sign underneath an overpass. I was behind a black POS truck with no one behind me listening happily to the brand new, and awesome, Breaking Benjamin CD. Feel the tension rising!?!?!?!?
More after the break.
All of a sudden the hairs on the back of my neck began to stand up. It was almost like Spider Sense but I hate spiders so I am going to call it "Baller Sense". My Baller Sense was going over time. I knew something terrible, tragic, and down right rediculous was about to happen.
I was at that moment the car behind me slammed into my rental. Why a rental you may ask? Because my car was in the shop getting fixed from a D-Bag that pulled out in front of me after cutting through a parking lot to miss a traffic light. Yea, I T-Boned him. What a moron.
Anyway, back to the story at hand. I was on my way back to the dealership that had fixed my car. I was literally 5 minutes from the dealership. So what happened under that overpass? A teenager slammed into the back of my car. I was surprised by the speed she gained because not 30 yards behind me was a stop sign that she had to accelerate from.
She hit me going about 25 mph. Not too fast right? Wrong. When you don't know that you are about to get hit you do not tense up and brace for the impact. So what happens to poor ole me? My neck and back get all f*&%#d up!
She told me that her "brakes have been failing" and that she "could not stop". I got all of her information and she got all of mine and put it in her wonderfully decorated PDA, an IPhone I think, and we were on our way. I later spoke with her insurance adjustor and he told me that the father said that it had been raining and the roads were wet, per his daughter. Pfft.....she was texting her teenie bopper friends and decided not to pay attention while driving.
I will still be attending the scenario game but doubt seriously that i will be doing anything too athletic on the field which kills me to say. Oh well. I guess I will put heads down and let my teammates run up and have all the fun.
I would not be at all surprised if the person driving this automobile in the desert was the chick that hit me. Unreal!
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